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Warning: Major Diamond Recall
Dear Bridezillas,
Recently on April 1st, a very naughty Groomzilla nephew took over and posted a recall notice for diamonds, thinking that Bridezillas everywhere could use a sense of humor about their weddings. Obviously he was not aware that Bridezillas don't think in dates, they think in countdowns. (Just 85 more days till The Day.) He also didn't think far enough ahead to realize that Bridezillas are allergic to cubic zirconias and would be able to spot a faux diamond at 20 paces. Hopefully, your gemstone was able to pass the "natural light" test and the "Diet Coke float" tests that he invented. Fear not, your diamonds are real and someone is mowing lawns and taking out the trash for a month.
For your reading enjoyment, here's the real letter Bridezilla received from the Gemological Institute of America.
PLEASE REVIEW URGENTLY
To whom it may concern,
I am writing to ask that you immediately remove the post from your site regarding the Gemological Institute of America dated April 1, 2009.
While we hope and believe this was intended to be a joke, judging from the calls we have been receiving from both jewelers and clients, it is clear the intent was lost in some cases. In addition, since it remains as the lead item in your blog after April 1st, it may only add to the confusion.
We therefore request that it be removed immediately.
Thank you for your assistance in this matter.
Kim
Gemological Institute of America
Monday Bridezilla Bites: It's Spring!
It's Monday and spring has finally burst onto the scene in bridezilla land. Here, bridezilla bites al fresco and a Monday poll to cure your spring fever.
Grab the spring 2009 issue of Martha Stewart Weddings on newsstands today! We love Martha Stewart (pre and post scandal) and look forward to this issue every year. This mag is an eye candy jar, filled with wedding fashion spreads, glowing beauty tips, and travel recommendations.
In other news, the 2010 Jean M Bride Search is On. If you're wedding is in 2010, enter for a chance to win. You could win $4,000 in Jean M wedding invitations and accessories, not to mention a spotlight on Lifetime's new show "Get Married."
Bridezilla wants to know. Like the song says, "If you like it then you should have put a ring on it." Bridezillas everywhere are buying their guys mangagement rings (also known as commitment rings), to take their guys off the market. Read this recent article and tell us if you think mangagement rings are desperate or empowering.
Bridezilla Friday Photo Fun: Vintage Wedding Pics
We're obsessed with vintage photography. Digital just doesn't do it for us. Travel back with bridezilla and take a look at weddings of the past. These cool wedding pics just might inspire you to go vintage!
(From George Eastman House collection)
(From the State Library of New South Wales)
(From the State Library of New South Wales)
More fabulous vintage pictures after the jump, so keep reading.
7 Wedding Planning Books Every Bridezilla Must Read
My name is bridezilla and I'm a wedding book nerd. As a bridezilla, writer, and long-time member of the literati, wedding planning books are my thing. I spend every Saturday morning trolling the bookstore and nothing lures me in quite like the aisle of pastel-blue and-white hardcovers. With so many wedding planning books, what's a bridezilla to do? Select from our bridezilla bestsellers!
1. Offbeat Bride: Taffeta-Free Alternatives for Independent Brides
Sure, you spent many of late nights perusing The Offbeat Bride's "wedding porn," (as do we) but did you know the blogger now has a book? Bridezillas who aren't afraid to wear a lime-green wedding dress or have a coffin on their wedding cake will appreciate this taffeta-free text. This wedding planning book doesn't tell you how to create your own Offbeat wedding, it's inspirational, not instructional. It comes alive with anecdotes from Ariel Meadow Stalling's own experiences.
2. The Wedding Book: The Big Book for Your Big Day
We said it before and we'll say it again: The Wedding Book should grace every bridezilla's bookshelf. This bible-size tome made the bridezilla best-seller list because it's full of every tip, trick, and trend out there. It covers everything from engagement announcement to the crucial days just before you say "I Do."
3. Emily Post's Wedding Etiquette, 5e
What makes the perfect wedding? "The bride and groom both look as though they were sunlight behind their eyes as though their mouths irresistibly turned to smiles." Where would we be without Emily Post? She taught us to handle sticky situations with the grace of a white-gloved Queen. Emily Post's great granddaughter-in-law, Peggy Post wrote this wedding etiquette book. It covers every etiquette tip in the book for new and modern brides. If you ever wondered how to diplomatically deal with your mother in law or what to do about your ever-growing guest list, read this.
4. The DIY Bride: 40 Fun Projects for Your Ultimate One-of-a-Kind Wedding
We know, a true bridezilla would rather hire someone than resort to do-it-yourself. But when you're as anal-retentive as us, it pays to get out the glue gun. The DIY Bride offers 40 fun projects and clever crafts for your ultimate one-of-a-kind wedding. If you're wavering on this book, consider that you'll get all the kudos for your brilliant creations. Not your wedding planner, not your venues, you.
5.Anti-Bride Guide: Tying the Knot Outside of the Box
The Anti-Bride Guide high-heel kicks convention to the curb. Our obsession with organza and Manolos considered, bridezilla is the opposite of anti-bride. But the author's sassy illustrations and brilliant tips kept us entertained and wanting more. If you want wedding checklists that don't reek of "The Knot," pick up the Anti-Bride.
6.The Best of Martha Stewart Living : Weddings
Who better to give wedding advice than the maven of elegant entertainment - Martha Stewart! This book rolls all her previous wedding advice up into one cinnamon bun of a book. It's full of beautiful snapshots and practical advice. Best Of Martha is especially perfect if you plan to have one of those gorgeous Connecticut country club weddings. Martha has a discerning eye for wedding detail. She may have been one of the first bridezillas!
7. In Style: Weddings
From the most formal church ceremony to barefoot on the beach, InStyle Weddings includes them all. With more than 500 colorful and black & white photographs, it's a visual masterpiece and pairs wonderfully with a morning latte.
Get Ready for Sandal Weather and Win a Free Gift from GildenTree
Spring has sprung! Are you ready to unveil your springtime toes? There's nothing worse than itchy heels that resemble an astro-crag. De-winterize your lizard-like hands and feet before your barefoot beach wedding. Grab your besties, kick groomzilla out of the bathroom, and get started.
But first, as promised, the contest deets. We consulted natural skincare experts GildenTree.com for a beauty ritual that really works. Once you complete our crash course on skincare, comment with your own bridezilla beauty secret and you can win a nourishing handcream and cuticle salve from GildenTree! We'll choose one winner randomly from everyone who comments on this post. Contest ends this Tuesday, April 28, so comment with your beauty tips now.
Bridezilla's Crash Course in Natural Foot Care
When it comes to skincare, go au natural. By using good quality, natural products, you can get soft skin without chemical exposure. To start, you'll need a soaker, a scrubber or exfoliator, and a moisture sealer.The Essentials
- Epsom salts or sea salts to soak your tootsies in. Bridezilla Hint: You can find foot-friendly epsom salts at GildenTree.
- Olive oil or even better, Jojoba oil.
- A terracotta footscrubber. Use it with liquid soap, shower gel, or a scrub.
- Nourishing foot cream: A rich, concentrated cream that helps sooth and heal.
Skincare Splurges
If you have a few extra dollars to spend, splurge on these beauty essentials.- Exfoliating foot scrub
- 95% shea butter balm. Use it on your heels and balls of feet. It also smooths nasty nails and cuticles.
Preform this ritual every day for at least five days before you slip into those sandals. You'll be amazed at the difference in your feet. This beauty ritual costs a lot less than those expensive spa pedicures and works just as well.
1. Soak feet for 15 minutes in a footbath or basin filled with warm water, 2 Tbsp salts and 1 Tbsp olive oil.2. Use a wet washcloth with a few drops of liquid soap or shower gel to gently cleanse all over feet. If you have Exfoliating Foot Scrub, add 1 tsp to the cloth.
3. Add a few drops of liquid soap to the footscrubber and gently scrub the bottoms of feet. A tsp of exfoliating foot scrub also works very well with the foot scrubber.4. Place foot back in footbath and repeat for other foot.
5. Remove first foot, dry gently and massage in about 1 tsp of nourishing foot Cream. If you have shea butter, massage a tiny, pea-sized amount into very dry places like heels and nails. If you have hand, nail and cuticle salve, it can be used the same way.
Voila! Now get some kickin' wedges and you're ready to hit the beach.
Bored? Monday Bridezilla Bites
We almost didn't post this, considering "Speidi" doesn't need any more publicity and Spencer already won Bridezilla of the Year, but here it goes. The Hill's stars tied the knot...for the second time. We guess their publicity stunt elopement in Mexico wasn't legal. All Bridezilla really wanted to know was whether Heidi's best-friend-for-never, Lauren Conrad showed. Yes, reports show that the lovely Lauren made a quick media-pleasing appearance in a purple mini-dress. Get the details on Speidi's REAL wedding, white dress and all.
And for a second, less repulsive bite, Michelle Rodridgez might be the first-ever bridesmaid-zilla. She caused quite the stir at her best friend and manager's bachelorette party. The night before, Rodriguez shoved some wedding guests into a pool. At the party, she yelled at a male stripper while he gyrated on the bride-to-be, screaming "You're fat and you have a small...." (you can guess what followed). Read this article for a delish dish on the belligerent bridesmaid.
Lastly, don't forget: Our Gilden Tree Giveaway contest ends tomorrow, so leave your beauty tips and comments before it's too late.
Bridezilla Goes Online Discount Shopping
Note from Bridezilla: Gab Goldenberg guest posted this on behalf of PromotionalCodes.org.uk Promotional Codes is a UK coupon site with coupons for Dixons and vouchers for Boots.
Shop, Save, and Maintain the Bridezilla Mystique
We know, most true bridezillas turn their nose up at online discount shopping and coupon codes. But saving a few dollars here and there means you'll have more money to spend on your "investment pieces" (that $600 Nordstrom trench). The deals are so good right now, it's almost irresponsible not to shop. Here's how to sniff out great online deals without succumbing to a google coma or a firing because you spent six hours at work shoe shopping. Be fast! Be bold! Be a shopping assassin!
Use discount code sites.
There are tons of coupon codes out there and sites that aggregate them for you, so you don't have to do any of the leg...er finger work. Bookmark these sites and check them everyday, you'll be surprised at the secret savings.Look for free shipping.
Free shipping can save you a bunch. This is the deal du jour for many e-commerce sites. Don't impulse shop -- look at those Manolos on multiple websites and when you find the one that offers free shipping, click "buy." Stock up whenever you find free shipping - a deal worth its weight in gold!Sign up for newsletters.
Signing up for an e-mail newsletter is like making friends with the clingy shy girl on the playground. You talk to her once and suddenly she's calling you every five minutes and stopping by your house unannounced. But newsletters offer promotions that you'd otherwise never see. Only sign up for an e-mail newsletter if you really love the store. And remember, unlike with the clingy girl, you can always unsubscribe.Shop at work without your boss finding out.
We only advocate this if you have one of those wonderful jobs with nothing to do all day. Firefox users can make the Macy's page they were perusing look like a word document. Click "view," (at the top) then "page style," then "no style," when your boss walks passed. Without all the colors, banners, and glorious fashion they won't know what you're doing and you can shop your heart out (or plan your wedding) in secret. Just make sure it looks like you're working hard!
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