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Bridezilla Swoon Alert: Swarovski Fall Collection
Like old ladies, we're suckers for Swarovski. Not those creepy, crystal-eyed cat figurines. The jewelry, darling.
Bridezilla recently previewed their fall catalog on Swarovski.com and it's spectacular. You'll swoon for the Nature Reloaded, the new fall collection
. Three words to sum it up: flowers, fairies, and graffiti.
But the limited-edition Evanescent Fall 2009 collection holds the key to this stone bridezilla heart. Why? Glittery skeleton keys make me think of snow-covered Victorian mansions. The vintage-inspired key is the piece to wear with fabulous fall fashion: knee-high boots, a gray sweater dress, and smoky eyeliner...gorgeous.
The only problem? Like beautiful autumn leaves, the Evanescent collection can't last forever. Which of course, only makes me want a necklace more. According to our fashion crystal ball, It will be available in Swarovski boutiques nationwide and online beginning September 14th.
Groomzillas take note: These limited-edition necklaces make the perfect gift for your new bride. She's guaranteed to swoon!
Why Ninjas Make the Best Bridesmaids
Sick of your lazy, complaining-about-their-dresses, too-good-to-lift-a-manicured-finger bridesmaids? Then hire ninjas! A martial arts expert tells bridezilla why ninjas make the best bridesmaids (as long as they don't turn on you).
Bridezilla's Guide to Black-Belt Bridesmaids
If you're currently struggling with your gaggle of bridesmaids, arguing over dress colors and styles, who's doing what, and why no one is answering your texts, I have the answer for you.
Or, if you haven't even selected your bridesmaids and are dreading it because you know that the above is inevitable and are leaning towards simply hiring attendants or going sans bridal party, than this post is for you!
The answer to both scenarios: Hire ninjas.
No wait! Hear me out.
First off, consider what a ninja is: silent, confidential, follows directions, great anticipator, slim, looks great in black and asks no questions.
If you already have a group of unruly bridesmaids, add one ninja with orders to take out the lead instigator. Then the ninja will simply lead by example. When no one can figure out what has happened to "Suzie," assuredly the rest will fall in line. If not, you're going to need to give the ninja another directive and see what your 2nd cousin is doing the 3rd Saturday in July. Or hire another ninja.
You may end up with an entirely hired bridal party, but think of the headaches and time saved! The stress relieved and saving even more by not having to hire security!
You give the order for everyone to wear tea-length gowns in neon pink with ruffles? Done. You give the order for 200 silk organza bags to be stuffed with 10 jordan almonds and tied with a pink bow? Done. Need to lighten the budget by not paying the caterer's cake cutting fee? No problem.
Yes, there are a couple of holes in this plan. Ninjas are typically male and we're not in feudal Japan. Technically there aren't any ninjas in modern Japan either, but since they're ninjas and into secrecy and covert operations, how would we know? But I have a workaround.
The modern day solution: Hire your bridesmaids from local martial arts schools. You'll be able to find ladies, ladies who know how to take orders, follow directions and for any question or request from a higher ranking person (in this case the bride) it will be answered with a resounding "HAI!" They are also disciplined, loyal, physically fit and able to act as security and remove unruly/drunken guests discreetly.
And... they won't need Spanx.
But you can't just grab any woman out of any martial art! Just like you would interview a job applicant, you should screen your potential bridesmaids.
What to look for:
- A blackbelt of first degree or more- No newbies. Get yourself a seasoned veteran.
- Nail polish on the toes- Since most martial arts are barefoot, this should be pretty easy to spot. A female martial arts practitioner with colorful toe nails is girly girl at heart and would be amenable to hair, makeup and manicures on the big day.
- Ability to blend in- Does she have a different colored uniform than the rest? Attached Hello Kitty stickers to her belt? Stay away. Bridesmaids are supposed to blend with each other and provide a backdrop for the bride to stand out in.
- Weapon of choice- Whether she chooses bare hands like karate or judo or goes with swords like kendo, be diverse. You'll have a laundry list of duties to be fulfilled and having someone who's good with their hands, good at tossing and grabbing and good with cutlery is always a plus.
- Go to a legitimate martial arts dojo- No Nerf, Styrofoam or home constructed items allowed. If they practice in a public park on a grassy knoll, walk away. Far away.
- Check their practice schedule- You'll have to set your dates around their practices, so make sure that all the ladies are on a similar schedule. Then set up your meetings at the same time of day on a different day and you'll maximize their abilities both mentally and physically.
OK, you should be pretty convinced now. What happens next?
Once you find yourself with acceptable candidates, offer them a small base fee and food. Martial arts ladies eat. They burn a lot of calories with all that kicking and hitting, so as long as they're fed, they'll keep on kicking and hitting right on through stuffing invitations, creating centerpieces and watching you try on 200 dresses.
Soon you'll have your very own small dojo with dedicated students to your wedding and a team you can be proud of!
And you thought I wouldn't be able to convince you that ninjas would make good bridesmaids.
Most Expensive, Part 2: Costly Crowns and Tiaras
It's Friday and time for the second installment of our "Most Expensive" series.
Aaahh, tiaras: The quintessential bridezilla accessory. Although birdcage veils surpassed tiaras as this year's wedding headpiece trend, tiaras are still beloved by brides everywhere. But look elsewhere if you can only afford costume crowns; there's nothing thrifty about these tiaras.
Doggy Bridezilla
Only a true bridezilla would spend millions on a maltese. This 15-year-old pooch is wearing a $4.2 million dollar tiara. It's made from titanium and adorned with more than 100 carat diamonds and 153 carats of emeralds. Until today, I didn't think it was possible to envy a dog. Source: Pricy Spicy.com
Queen Victoria's Emerald and Diamond Tiara
After gazing at this Emerald and Diamond masterpiece, I'm reconsidering my stance on tiaras. Bridezilla history brief: This tiara was one of Queen Victoria's favorite jewelry pieces. It was designed by her husband, Prince Consort, one of the world's first metrosexuals (I'm not going to get into signs your husband is metro, but designing tiaras is definitely one of them).
Italian Princess Tiara
In 2007, this tiara sold for more than $2 million - a record price. That's right - this beauty costs less than the dog tiara! It features an 8-carat pear-shaped center diamond and comes from the collection of an Italian Princess. We'll take it.
The Poltimore Wedding Tiara
The late Princess Margaret wore this crown at her wedding. It's a wonder she was able to hold her head up. Adding to its magnificence, it can be converted to a necklace or set of brooches. A Chinese collector bought it in 2006 for $1.7 million.
The Leviev Tiara
Lastly, the luxurious Leviev tiara. It's my personal favorite because of the pretty petal motif. And the six marquis-shaped diamonds, totaling 13.76 carats don't hurt either. The only trouble? Tiaras are meant to be accessories. Wear this and you'll detract from your wedding gown.
Some information from Gem Dandy.
Dazzling Contest Details and a Bridezilla Poll
Diamonds are a bridezilla's best friend. But why buy when you can lease new jewelry for way less? Celebrities do it. And on our wedding days, we're celebrities. It's an aisle, not a red carpet, and we have to pay our paparazzi, but still...it's the only real day we get to be rock stars.
BridalTweet.com, just launched their Red Carpet Contest. The prize? A rental pair of luxurious diamond earrings from Adorn Brides (prize value $150, retail value of the diamonds -- up to $4,100). So what if you only get to wear the diamonds once? They're gorgeous.
To win a complimentary rental, join BridalTweet.com before October 30. It's simple. Don't forget to tell them bridezilla sent you. We want to know if any of our readers end up rockin' the rental rocks.
What do you think of rented diamonds? Chime in on our poll. And speaking of tweets, you can now tweet with bridezilla @myBridezilla.
It's Here! Bridezilla's Fall Wedding Gown Spectacular
It's finally fall. As temperatures plummet, sip a pumpkin spice latte and warm up with these hot bridal gowns and bridesmaid dresses from JLM Couture.
Fall Gets Fluted
Swishy princess ballroom gowns are so 2008 and you're so 2000 and late. The fluted bridal gown is the boom-boom POW for fall. Who wears it best: Despite popular belief, this bridal gown isn't just for bridezillas with boyish figures. Its fluted bottom creates the illusion of a tiny waist and slender upper body -- so if you're shapely, don't pass up this look. Bridal Gown by Alvina Valenta.
Romance is in the Air
Romance is in the air this autumn. The Jim Hjelm fall bridal collection features a classic, vintage-inspired look that's thankfully not overdone in that "grandma's attic," way. A sweetheart neck, lace corset, and champagne moire ribbon (shown) make this bridal gown perfectly fit for a fall wedding. Who wears it best: The hues in this collection nicely complement fair complexions. If autumn days left you ashen, this ivory hue is for you.
Always the Bridesmaid, Never the Bridezilla
The ugly bridesmaid dress is a thing of the past. We're not sure why it took so long for it to fade into oblivion. A bridezilla's entourage has got to look good. The fall collection of bridesmaids dresses by Lazaro are absolutely gorgeous with shimmery satin, rich colors, and the most delightful little details. Who knew being a lowly bridesmaid could look so fabulous? Who wears it best: If your bridesmaids haven't succumbed to noshing on holiday goodies and still have their summer figures, choose a knee-length style. It's a hot fall trend and they'll be able to wear the dress again. But if your girls need full coverage, go with full-length. When in doubt, leave her out.
We hope you enjoyed this autumn gown extravaganza. These gowns and more found at JLM Couture.
Swoon Alert: Kate Spade Bag Giveaway
It's bridezilla red. It's fashionable. It's Kate Spade. And it could be yours - for free! As fellow fashionistas, we just had to let you in on this red-hot Wishpot and Avelle giveaway.
Tell them what you want to carry in your Avelle Designer Bag: A chihuahua... a severed head... a drawer-size stash of belongings that should be at your commitment-phobic boyfriend's place... and this bag could be yours!
How to Enter
Tell: get 1 entry for each response here, on Avelle FB Fan Page, or on Twitter RT #Avelle
Show: get 2 entries when you post a pic of what you want to carry on Avelle FB Fan Page, or on Twitter
Share: Get 3 entries when you sign up at Avelle, follow Avelle on Twitter or blog about this giveaway
Comment on the Wishpot Blog with what you did. Giveaway lasts one week. They'll draw a winner on Monday Oct 5th. Good Luck!
Juicy Details on the bag: Kate Spade 'Quinn' Knightsbridge Croco Tote
The clean lines and elegant croc-embossed patent leather of this kate spade tote transition effortlessly from daytime to evening. Designed to fit snugly under your arm, it's finished with an open top, goldtone hardware, metal feet, three center compartments, signature lining and interior zip and cell pockets. Dimensions: 12"L x 3"W x 9"H. 7" handle drop.
If you win the bag, please let us know!
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