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Top Ten Things Every Bridezilla Needs-#8
Bridezilla Must-Have #8.Soothing eye mask. No bridezilla can live without good beauty sleep, and with all the incessant yammering of in-laws, Groomie Dearest, and your well-intentioned friends reverberating in your head each night, it can be hard for even a zilla like yourself to catch a few z's. A soothing eye mask does wonders for calming your wedding stress and helping you get the deep, restful sleep a diva of your caliber deserves.
Of course eye masks are a dime a dozen, but spare yourself the airplane variety and invest in this downright decadent caviar eye veil from La Prairie. Bridezilla + Beluga=match made in heaven.
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Top Ten Things Every Bridezilla Needs-#7
Bridezilla Must-Have #7.An exceptional body scrub. A wise bridezilla once said, you can catch more flies with vanilla-mango-sugar-almond scrub than with vinegar. We couldn't agree more! A delicious body scrub is the perfect way to gently woo yourself awake in the morning, and ensure your intoxicating scent helps you get your way all day. Read on to see Miss B's preferred potency....
We like this scrub from our of our fave scent lines Fresh:
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The Bridezilla Guide to De-Stressing
It's not easy being Bridezilla! From the scheduled-to-the-bathroom- break calendar to your bipolar bridesmaids, what's a Bridezilla to do? The shooting range may prove wickedly soothing, but the best Bridezillas arrive at the altar free of disorderly conduct charges and refreshed and ready for their vows. Here are a few tips on how to soothe Bridezillas on the brink.
Continue Reading The Bridezilla Guide to De-Stressing »Bridezilla's Guide to Bridesmaid Beauty
Bridezillas get a bad rap for applying bootcamp standards to bridesmaid beauty, but this is completely unfair. In reality, Bridezillas just want their girls to look and feel their best on the big day-a magnanimous motivation indeed! Bridezillas are much kinder than the real villains, those evil brides who deviously suggest their bridesmaids "wear whatever they want" and then snicker inwardly as their shabby hodgepodge maids parade dumpily down the aisle to adorn their gleaming Monique Lhullier clad self. Vicious!
Continue Reading Bridezilla's Guide to Bridesmaid Beauty »Bridezilla Spotting: Beautyzilla
When we saw this photo over at Bellasugar, we knew exactly who we were dealing with. Check out this classic shot of the bridezilla strand, Beautyzilla, doing what she does best.
Something New, Something Blue: His and Hers Fragrances
Right now, enjoy Bridezilla's fierce new special "Something New, Something Blue," focusing on fresh new ways to express your bridal blueness on the Big Day, no granny hand-downs necessary. We now turn our attention to the hot trend of something blue perfume.
Considering his- and-hers fragrances on the Big Day? We say any scent created by Dolce and Gabbana is a definite do! On that citrisy note, why not let their new summer fragrances double as your "something blue"?
Because the sky-colored hankie can only make so many trips down the aisle, pick up your brand-new something blue right here in the Bridezilla store.
Something New, Something Blue: The Wedding Bell Bikini Wax
In honor of Bridezilla's rockin' "Something New, Something Blue" special, we are reviewing fresh new ways to flaunt your bridal blue on the Big Day. And nothing says, "for better or for worse" quite like a wedding bell bikini wax.
Basically, savvy bikini waxers are going beyond the brazillian to create special wedding day waxes. For example, Flying Beauticians in San Francisco offers a "Bride's Special" consisting of a dyed blue crown, a wedding bell shape and Swarovski crystals (oooh, ahhh). It's not your average garter, but trust us, your groom will love it way more!
Sex and the Spa Pedicure
How Bridezilla is this? The fabulous new Julep Salon just opened in Seattle with much pomp and sophistication, including a Thursday night "Girls Night Out" consisting of classic manicures accompanied by classic Sex and the City episodes. Salon chairs can be arranged to meet any size group of girlfriends. Park Avenue and paraffin? Yes please!
As if this weren't enough, keep reading to hear about more special salon perks for Bridezillas-to-be!
5 Uniquely Beautiful Celebrity Wedding Dresses-and one pantsuit!
Here at Bridezilla, we believe the highest form of beauty is being unapologetically yourself. That's why we have dedicated our blog to fighting cookie cutter bridal syndrome (in a non granola eating, dirge singing way) to embrace weddings that clearly speak of the bride's individual passion and identity. And nowhere is that identity more clear than in the wedding dress you choose. Read below to see some of best examples of be-yourself bridal beauty of all time.
1) Dita Von Teese. Dita Von Teese looks regal and beautiful in her dark violet Vivienne Westwood gown. The color shows off her famous milky white skin and the dark color is a nod to the gothic sex kitten persona (and teeny tiny waist) that made her a star. Best of all, she manages to make punk look elegant, like only she (and Vivienne Westwood) ever could.Bravo Dita!
Nubar Nail Polish: Seven Gifts for Seven Bridesmaids
Because Bridezilla is a firm believer in breaking down bulk bridal gift sets into individual bridesmaid gifts, we were delighted to receive the Nubar nail polish Winter Lacquer Trousseau Collection in the post. Nestled in festive pink packing peanuts, the Bridezilla staff was initially afraid the name referred to a particularly invasive new form of of birth control. So imagine our pleasure when we unveiled this handy little briefcase of beauteous nail polish (beautiful and business-like, so Bridezilla). However, because Bridezilla's polish tastes run more to blood-curdling red and espresso shades, we immediately identified this set of six nail polish colors and one top coat as a perfect bridesmaid gift, or gifts. Read on for a full review.
Continue Reading Nubar Nail Polish: Seven Gifts for Seven Bridesmaids »Bridezilla Reviews: Urban Apothecary
On an otherwise blah Thursday, Bridezilla was amused to receive a beauty product parcel from the most excellent makeup maven Urban Apothecary. Contents included such Bridezilla beauty favors as:
Mineral Makeup Sheer Tints in Light and Natural Glow
True Brilliance Lipstain in Honeymoon Sweet
Here Comes the Bride Palette
Needless to say, we shut down the Bridezilla HeadQuarters instantly for testing. Read on to learn why this beauty line is a favorite of celebs like Kelly Ripa and Katie Holmes....
Continue Reading Bridezilla Reviews: Urban Apothecary »Three Ways To Get Luscious Lips For Your Wedding Day
They sting, they tingle, and they make us look even more fabulous than we already are (assuredly difficult) - lip plumpers, what would we do without you? Our taste for luxury everything has led us many a time to beauty meccas like Sephora and suburban outpost Ulta, and it seems each time we come out with yet another tasty lip treat designed to make us look like Angelina Jolie after a makeout session. We've even been stung a few times by allergic reactions (Urban Decay, why must you turn on us?!), but after an exhaustive search through the racks, we've finally nailed down the best of the best, and we even have a bonus bribe for bargain-hunting readers looking to score a deal at Sephora. Come with us, Bridezillas, and let's get glossy!
All Bridezilla Wants for Christmas: Stocking Stuffers and Sweet Surprises
All bridezilla wants for Christmas? Well, we have our two-front teeth (knock on wood). But nothing thaws our icy 'zilla hearts faster than a stocking stuffed full of goodies. Stockings bring back the magic of Christmas morning. We suggest you put Oprah's list of favorite (expensive) things straight into the yule log fire. These bridezilla tested and approved items make fabulous stocking stuffers for every lady on your list - guaranteed.
Soak Wash: Dainties Hung on the Shower Rod with Care
Soak wash is gentle shampoo for delicate fabrics. When we first saw soak, we peered at the bright bottle with the same skepticism we typically reserve for events like ... Heidi and Spencer's marriage. Laundry is so not our thing. Not even the promise of bubbles could cure our disdain for color coding, matching socks, and the ultimate evil: hand - washing.
Or so we thought. With soak, a gentle and rinse-free wash, you can hand wash dainties and fine fibers in a matter of minutes. No rinse-repeat, rinse-repeat, give-up-flustered-because-there-are-still-bubbles cycle. Our delicate bras got a bath in soak and came out smelling like "the scent of celebration." Celebration indeed: Soak didn't convert us to a laundry lover for life (an impossible feat), but it got everything squeaky clean in under 20 minutes. Bridezilla bonus tip: Every lady could use a bottle of this stuff. Especially after shopping the upcoming Victoria's Secret Annual Sale. Her underthings will last longer and she can try it out on her softest sweaters and quilts.
Bridezilla Raises the Bar: Super Soaps, Sponges, and Exfoliators
When wintertime arrives in full flurry, most of us could use a little exfoliation. Dry, crackly skin and chapped lips take the hot kiss out of New Year's Eve. With the Sisal soap bag from Eden Home and the Milled Shea Butter Soap, her skin can be soft as the New Years baby's butt (sorry, couldn't resist). When bath time is over, drop the soap in and pull the cords for easy soap storage.The exfoliator doubles as a soap holder, so she'll never have to fish that sliver of soap out of the drain again.
We're crazy about Sea Wool sponges. The evil economy slashed our spa budget in half. No manis, no pedis, and definitely no seaweed wraps of any kind. Really, we're fine (sniffle). This sea wool sponge reminds us of the spa every morning. It's hypo-allergenic and soft as silk against our skin. Bridezilla bonus tip: When it comes to stocking surprises, think outside those scented soaps and lotions from Bath and Body. Like anyone needs more of those. Trust us, she'd rather lather in luxury with a sea wool sponge.
Read on for more stocking stuffers after the break!
Bridezilla Hearts this Valentine's Day Spa Special
Valentine's Day shopping for a bridezilla? Put down the pink carnations and shabby gas-station teddy bear! When she's not frequenting boutiques, bridezilla can be found waist-deep in mud masks and massages. This V-Day, spoil your bridezilla with a gift that warms the iciest zilla heart: a spa gift certificate!
SalonWish is offering a free tea-infused chocolate treasure trove on purchases over $125. So if you were planning to surprise bridezilla with a spa gift certificate for Valentine's Day (ahem), you'll get a beautiful box of designer chocolates.
The treasure trove comes filled with tea-infused chocolates in four enchanting flavors: ginger green tea, orange black tea, jasmine green tea, and massala chai black tea. Use the code ValentineChoc to take advantage of this delicious offer.
Don't worry about finding a spa for your picky 'zilla: The Salon Wish gift card is accepted at over 4,000 spas and salons nationwide. Bridezilla hint: Pass this along to your clueless groomzilla for a nudge in the right direction. Don't forget to call dibs on the chocolates!
Get Ready for Sandal Weather and Win a Free Gift from GildenTree
Spring has sprung! Are you ready to unveil your springtime toes? There's nothing worse than itchy heels that resemble an astro-crag. De-winterize your lizard-like hands and feet before your barefoot beach wedding. Grab your besties, kick groomzilla out of the bathroom, and get started.
But first, as promised, the contest deets. We consulted natural skincare experts GildenTree.com for a beauty ritual that really works. Once you complete our crash course on skincare, comment with your own bridezilla beauty secret and you can win a nourishing handcream and cuticle salve from GildenTree! We'll choose one winner randomly from everyone who comments on this post. Contest ends this Tuesday, April 28, so comment with your beauty tips now.
Bridezilla's Crash Course in Natural Foot Care
When it comes to skincare, go au natural. By using good quality, natural products, you can get soft skin without chemical exposure. To start, you'll need a soaker, a scrubber or exfoliator, and a moisture sealer.The Essentials
- Epsom salts or sea salts to soak your tootsies in. Bridezilla Hint: You can find foot-friendly epsom salts at GildenTree.
- Olive oil or even better, Jojoba oil.
- A terracotta footscrubber. Use it with liquid soap, shower gel, or a scrub.
- Nourishing foot cream: A rich, concentrated cream that helps sooth and heal.
Skincare Splurges
If you have a few extra dollars to spend, splurge on these beauty essentials.- Exfoliating foot scrub
- 95% shea butter balm. Use it on your heels and balls of feet. It also smooths nasty nails and cuticles.
Preform this ritual every day for at least five days before you slip into those sandals. You'll be amazed at the difference in your feet. This beauty ritual costs a lot less than those expensive spa pedicures and works just as well.
1. Soak feet for 15 minutes in a footbath or basin filled with warm water, 2 Tbsp salts and 1 Tbsp olive oil.2. Use a wet washcloth with a few drops of liquid soap or shower gel to gently cleanse all over feet. If you have Exfoliating Foot Scrub, add 1 tsp to the cloth.
3. Add a few drops of liquid soap to the footscrubber and gently scrub the bottoms of feet. A tsp of exfoliating foot scrub also works very well with the foot scrubber.4. Place foot back in footbath and repeat for other foot.
5. Remove first foot, dry gently and massage in about 1 tsp of nourishing foot Cream. If you have shea butter, massage a tiny, pea-sized amount into very dry places like heels and nails. If you have hand, nail and cuticle salve, it can be used the same way.
Voila! Now get some kickin' wedges and you're ready to hit the beach.
Destination Bridezillas: 9 Things to Pack for Paradise
The destination bridezilla not only desires the perfect wedding, she wants it in paradise. She's a bridezilla to the extreme -- only ocean front will do. And who else but a bridezilla would make her family travel thousands of miles just to see her get hitched?
We celebrate these worldly bridezillas, who are unafraid to trade in their Manolos for flip-flops and get married where they want, the way they want. Destination bridezillas, this blog is for you!
9 Things Every Destination Bridezilla Should Pack
9.) Antacid/Pepto. If you're headed to far away lands, the cuisine (not to mention wedding-day jitters) might upset your delicate American stomach. No classy bridezilla wants to be seen red-faced over the commode on the Big Day (unless you're bridezilla Valerie). Pack travel-size pepto in your purse (nowhere near your wedding clothes) and an antacid.8.) Sunscreen and moisturizer. Lobster should be the entre, not the bride. Unless you're getting hitched at the Cliffs of Moher in Ireland, you'll need to slather up. When you do tan, strive for sun-kissed, not splotchy or leathery. Remember, the tropical sun is more fierce than a bridezilla who just found out her venue ran out of champagne. We recommend NARS Skincare to keep that bridal glow even when you're in the sun.
7.) Moisture-wicking Headband. Humidity can turn your chic coif into a frizzy 'fro. Bring a sweat-proof headband, like this one from fit2bmom and keep your hair off your face while doing your makeup or lounging at the beach.
6.) Sexy Bikini. While basking in the sun, bask in your new brideness. This sexy bikini, as seen on "The Hills", titles your rump with rhinestones, so everyone knows you're Just Married. Even though you're not Heidi, you might still get the red-carpet treatment from your resort.
5.) Wedding gown. Do not check your wedding gown with your bags! Lost luggage means your couture gown could find its way back to Milan. Bring that million-dollar baby on the plane. Most airlines have a place to hang garments, so carry it with you and make sure it's secured safely in the hotel before you go gallivanting.
4.) Groom's tux and shoes. Unless you're headed to a wedding world, like Las Vegas, make sure your groom gets his tux and shoes beforehand. Do not let him wait until the last minute. Some places, the Caribbean especially, are abundant with wet suits and Hawaiin shirts, but severely lacking when it comes to tux rentals. You don't want your groom-to-be to marry you while donned in a touristy tee.
3.) Itinerary. Spontaneous types (ahem) despise itineraries. But you're planning a destination wedding, don't get on the plane without an idea of what you'll be doing on what days. An itinerary prevents your monster mother-in-law from dragging you off to see the museum of flightless birds, when you could be sipping umbrella drinks with your besties.
2.) Documents. Everyone witnessed Heidi and Spencer's first wedding publicity stunt, which occurred under the guise of "Our first marriage wasn't legal in Mexico because we didn't have the proper documents." (sigh) Check license restrictions and corral all your marriage documents ahead of time: license, passports, birth certificates, divorce papers, etc.
1.)Jewel-Encrusted, Swine-Flu Proof Mask.
Even though it's been overshadowed by Michael Jackson's death and Mark Stanford's affair, the swine flu is still alive and well. If you planned your destination wedding long before the swine flu reared its ugly snout, bring a jewel-encrusted mask (yes, bridezilla does everything in style, including avoiding deadly illnesses.) Also, bring handsanitizer. Don't think the swine flu is any match for bridezilla? Check out this article about a swine flu that crashed a Chicago wedding.
A Bridezilla Always Glows: Tatcha Blotting Papers Put to the Test
Wedding day beauty is not a thing you reserve just for the wedding day. We bridezillas like looking our best every day of the year, which is why our little zilla hearts skipped a beat at the mention of Tatcha aburatorigami japanese blotting papers. These babies, made of 100% abaca leaf and infused with flecks of gold leaf, claim to give users everywhere a "petal fresh complexion" and all but turn any greasy gal into a glowing geisha with a few simple dabs.
Too good to be true? We took it upon ourselves to find out.
Bridezilla Uncovers the Dirt...and Grease...and Oil...
There are a few Bridezilla rules that go unsaid.
1. Never try new beauty products on your own face first.
2. Never reveal how oily your skin is in public.
Therefore, it only makes sense that the Tatcha blotting papers were first sampled by our Bridezilla minion, the deviously dashing Doug.
Initial impressions as I watched Doug dabbing away: Tatcha blotting papers certainly work. After one swipe in that finicky T-zone, Doug pulled away a saturated paper, yelped in amazement, and went to town. 45 seconds and Doug claimed to be oil-free.
I have highlighted the end result, grease-sodden paper for your viewing pleasure.
In the privacy of my Bridezilla lair, I tried a blotting paper of my own. And, after being vaguely horrified that that much oil was sitting pretty on my face, I was satisfied with the soft dryness of my formally grease-ridden skin. There was a noticeable difference, even though one blotting paper is far from a permanent fix. I can see how, especially during an event that lasts a few hours (I'm thinking everything from post-office dinner dates to the wedding ceremony that goes straight into a dance-all-night reception) these can come in handy.
The real-gold flecks, which are a heavily advertised selling point for Tatcha, might not be entirely effective. Each sheet has only a few visible speckles of gold, and I am pretty sure the real absorption properties lie in the abaca leaf. However, the bridezilla in me love love loved the added sparkle, if only because it was pretty and distracted me from my apparently very dirty skin.
Delicate and easily transportable, Tatcha is the grown-up, classy, and slightly more expensive older sister of the blotting papers from the likes of Bioré and Clean&Clear, plus has the added benefits of being 100% biodegradable and free of animal testing. At $12 for a set of 30 sheets, Bridezilla says a-.
Minus points for sheer grease gross-out value.
