This goes out to all the bridezillas who are tired of nudging, whispering and finally blatantly telling their guy they want a ring on their finger and they want it now!

Ritani is the leading designer of engagement rings, wedding bands and diamond fashion jewelry.  To help forge a beautiful new wedded relationship, Ritani is gearing up to give away one sparkling diamond engagement ring valued at $15,000.  The catch is that you must first nominate a “Reluctant Groom-to-Be” on Ritani’s Facebook Fan Page.  This shy guy can be anyone from your own hesitant future husband to your co-worker’s uncertain brother.  If you know of a man who should be proposing this very instant, but is holding back put him on the Ritani Facebook Fan Page and explain why he deserves to win a stellar engagement ring.

Nomination submissions will be accepted until 9pm PDT on January 6, 2011.  Everyone who visits the page is encouraged to vote for the guy they think deserves the ring.  At the end, Ritani will choose the Grand Prize Winner from the ten nominees receiving the most votes from the Facebook fans.  The best part of all, the winning “Reluctant Groom-to-Be” gets his fabulous diamond engagement ring and the person who nominated him wins a sparkling Ritani diamond pendant.

Everything comes down to you and your scared guy.  Channel your inner Bridezilla and take care of business.  Enter your favorite guy, explain why and vote, vote, vote.  You can do it all simply by liking the Ritani Facebook Fan Page.  Game on!

Chelsea Clinton’s wedding to Marc Mezvinsky might be the bridezilla event of the century.  Or at least, the summer.  It’s so big (500 person guest list) and so expensive (at least $2 mill) that they made the airspace above Astor Courts a no-fly- zone for a half-hour just so the ‘zilla can say her vows in semi-privacy. And so no one gets a sneak peak at the nuptials.

Wedding blogs are all a’twitter with rumors about the cost (up to a cool $5 mil.),  the dress (Wang or De La Renta), and venue (in Rheinback, New York). But when it comes to this bridezillionare wedding, trust us to make some pretty accurate predictions. We’ve been following the Chelsea Clinton wedding for awhile now.

Predictions for the Chelsea Clinton Wedding

Bill Clinton cries. He may not be the best husband, but Bill Clinton is a wonderful father who has always tried to shelter his only daughter from the blinding spotlight.  During his presidency, he refused to be interviewed by anyone in the press who dare criticize the young, awkward Chelsea. Expect a single tear to roll down his cheek  during the ceremony.  (Democrats are more emotional than Republicans).

Father-daughter dance: Unforgettable by Natalie Cole.

A simply chic and star-studded soiree. Don’t expect a down-home Jenna Bush-style  party. The wedding will be “lovely and traditional,” predicts Claudia Hanlin, the Founder and President of The Wedding Library.

Chelsea’s dress: No frills. No sparkles. A classic, simple Vera Wang

Obama will make an appearance. It will be the most star-studded soiree since the Oscars. The guest list is rumored to include: Oprah Winfrey, Barbra Streisand, Kate Capshaw, Steven Spielberg, former British Prime Minister John Major, Ted Turner and even President Barack Obama.

Bridezilla would bet money that if he’s not handling that pesky oil spill or some other world tragedy, Obama makes an appearance. Swoon.

The Ceremony: Short, sweet, and non-denominational.

The reception: Low-key, elegant, but fun with a  jazz band. Will Bill Clinton steal the sax and the show? Tune in to Bridezilla for full coverage of the wedding.

Ahhh….summer. Margaritas. Strappy sandals. Gelato. Dining al fresco.
Can’t you tell we’re about to head out on our fabulous ‘zilla Memorial Day weekend? Let’s kick off our favorite season with a funny wedding photo. Bridezillas, let the snarking begin! Comment with your captions.

Funny Wedding Photo of the Week: Old Man Zilla

We can’t wait to grow old together.
Honey, wait. Let me take my teeth out
Only a few more months until I’m a millionaire.
Have a great start to summer!

There are a lot of folks out there today accusing Chelsea Clinton of being a Bridezilla. And not the nice kind we always talk about here. Nooooo. The snarky, bite-the-hand-that-feeds-you-and-then-go-for-the-whole-arm type.
All because she suggested, maybe, that dad Bill could lose a few pounds?
Can we put this in perspective, please? Victoria Beckham wears a $75,000 dress, and we’re in a snit because someone asked her dad, who has a bad ticker, to lose weight. Hrmph.
Remember:

• Bill Clinton has a bad heart. Any smart girl would use the wedding to embarrass her dad into losing some weight and maybe sticking around to see the grandkids, yes?
• It’s not like Chelsea is running around in the media screaming that her dad’s a lardo.
• Bill, Bill you never mention wedding plans publicly. We may invent a Dadzilla award just for you.

Yawn. Wake me up when there’s a real controversy, K? Thanks.

What’s on bridezilla’s menu this sunny Friday? One wedding photo that freaked us out and made us giggle. Feast your eyes on this photo and serve up your own caption — extra mustard please.

Picture found here.
“What? I couldn’t find any other caterer with a dollar menu”
“…take thee Ronald”
“That’s Mrs. McDonald to you”

Need a chuckle? Have a laugh at this funny wedding photo. And join the bridezilla snark fest by commenting with your own funny caption.

“They said marriage was work. I didn’t know they meant physical labor.”
“Why didn’t we pick a modern car?”
“….wait, I know, let’s get the bridesmaids to help”

It’s Monday and time for up-to-the-moment morsels from bridezillaland. Find out what’s going on in the wedding world.

Sharon Hancox and the Stiletto Assault

Bridezillas like Sharon Hancox give sophisticated, stilettos-aren’t-for-beating bridezillas like us a bad name. At her gay civil ceremony in Wales, she reportedly drank eight pints of lager and champagne (bad bridezilla behavior #1). She flashed a doorman because he let in an unwanted guest (bbb #2). Her stiletto-wielding partner then lunged at the doorman and beat him with the heel. (bbb #3). Read the full story here.

Bridezilla Trashes Dress Shop

Check out this video of an angry bridezilla and her entourage trashing a dress shop. What’s the reason behind this ridiculous rampage? The shop owners refused to alter her dress.

Bridezilla Bethenny

For dessert, let’s dish on a sane, chic bridezilla: Bethenny Frankel. If you haven’t watched New York Housewives, it’s about time you Tivo it. Bethenny, the Big Apple Housewife with the big mouth is expecting in June and about to wed Jason Hoppy. She admits to having bridezilla moments in this article:

“I find that just looking at dresses, I have Bridezilla moments,” she says. “You feel like an 8-year-old, trying on things and getting stuck in a dress, and I’m like, ‘Get me the hell out of here!’”

We love Bethenny Frankel’s style, skinny girl cocktails, and attitude. Her wedding is this Sunday and we can’t wait for the details. Vote on your favorite Real Housewives star below!

It’s Friday, it’s been a long week, and we feel just like this snoozing groom. Let’s have some ‘zilla laughs with funny wedding pictures and captions!

Funny Wedding Photo

Captions
Let me rest my eyes for a moment
Wake me up when we’re married
Is she still talking?

It’s Friday and time to take a break, my fabulous bridezillas. Join in on Funny Caption Friday! Comment with your favorite caption or what you think is written on this groom’s hand.

Bridezilla’s Captions

Mention budget cuts (wait – wrong speech)
Look in her eyes, not at your sweaty palm
Remember: Left hand vows, right hand reception toast
We challenge you to come up with your own.

Larson Jewelers, a leading purveyor of tungsten rings recently unveiled the Rock Out with Your Ring Out Contest. Win your guy a black tungsten ring and iPod Touch!
8mm black tungsten wedding bandEver since he slipped that Tiffany’s princess cut on your left hand, you’ve been upgraded to celebrity status among your colleagues. Your co-workers clustered around you begging for the juicy details of your engagement. Your best friend won’t speak to you because your rock is bigger than hers (good job groomzilla!) and your parents are already planning the engagement party at the Plaza.
It’s all about you. Isn’t it?
Whoa… slow down there bridezilla. Revel in the red carpet treatment but remember you have a fiance too! He melted your icy ‘zilla heart. And now it’s time to melt his by winning your guy a kick-ass wedding ring of his own.

Rock Out With Your Ring Out Giveaway Details

Presenting Rock Out With Your Ring Out, a Larson Jeweler Giveaway. Your guy could win a slick 8mm black tungsten wedding band, engraved with the wording of his (or your) choice. And if that’s not enough, the ring is paired with an iPod touch so he can rock his wedding band and rock out to his favorite bands.
It’s so perfect. The wedding band is really a gift to you, as you won’t have to buy him one later and who doesn’t want an iPod touch?

One, Two, Three Ways to Enter

Entering this iPod touch and Tungsten Ring Giveaway is as easy as one, two, three:

• Your name gets 1 entry by going to the Larson website and filling out the contest form.
• Your name gets 2 entries for following Larson Jewelers’ twitter (@larsonjewelers) and tagging Larson in a tweet (example: you guys rock @larsonjewelers)
• Your name gets 3 entries for sharing the Larson Jewelers Giveaway on your blog! As a bonus to your trackback to the Larson site, a banner ad featuring your blog will be featured on Larson Jewelers!

Contest runs from February 17 through March 17. One randomly drawn winner will be announced on March 18.