Having already splurged on Calvin Klein boxers and Kenneth Cole cufflinks, Bridezilla was tickled to find these cute, complimentary V-day cards from American Stationery. They come in mad libs forms, so make ‘em spicy and post below!
Dear Groomzilla,
My love for you is like a Platinum 2008 Stretch Hummer. Your pectorals fills my dreams and makes me feel like every time i scratch my nails down someone else’s back i hope you feel it.. When I first saw you at the black and white ball my insides were like pinkberry. I cannot live without the knowledge of your stock market obsession coloring my life. I love you more than George Clooney and Brad Pitt combined and would give up Smashbox Photo Finish just to watch you play Call of Duty for eternity.
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Deepest Love,
Bridezilla |
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I created this Valentine’s Day mad lib at American Stationery, and you can too!






