Create Gratis Valentines for your Groomzilla!

by jade on January 28, 2008

Having already splurged on Calvin Klein boxers and Kenneth Cole cufflinks, Bridezilla was tickled to find these cute, complimentary V-day cards from American Stationery. They come in mad libs forms, so make ‘em spicy and post below!

American Stationery
Dear Groomzilla,
My love for you is like a Platinum 2008 Stretch Hummer. Your pectorals fills my dreams and makes me feel like every time i scratch my nails down someone else’s back i hope you feel it.. When I first saw you at the black and white ball my insides were like pinkberry. I cannot live without the knowledge of your stock market obsession coloring my life. I love you more than George Clooney and Brad Pitt combined and would give up Smashbox Photo Finish just to watch you play Call of Duty for eternity.
Deepest Love,
Bridezilla
CREATE YOUR OWN!
I created this Valentine’s Day mad lib at American Stationery, and you can too!
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