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Bridezilla Breathalizer: Best Bachelorette Party Favor Ever

bridezillabreathalizer.jpgMake bellinis, not bail! This ingenious combination key chain breathalizer and parking meter timer is the ultimate bachelorette party accessory! Swarovski- encrusted bridal propaganda and phallic outerwear are fun, but this accessory just debuted as the new bachelorette party essential. With this clever device alerting you when its time to feed the meter, you and your girls can get tanked without getting towed (a major moodkiller) while the breathalizer component ensures you are sober enough that you won't have to "team drive" home. Now when you hear the sirens, you'll know it's just the strippers arriving!

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Top Ten Things Every Bridezilla Needs-#5

Bridezilla Must-Have #5 A Blue Tooth Headset. We at bridezilla believe in grabbing technology by the ear and making it our minion. The Blue Tooth headset is no exception. These things are amazing! Bridezillas everywhere, invest in one and keep your hands free for latte sipping, wedding catalog browsing, and driving while doing your makeup, all while keeping your manicure unmarred. Perfection!

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Want to charge this on your fiance's credit card? Click here.

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The Most Bridal USB Flash Drive Ever!

From china saucers to diamond solitaires, it's no secret that Bridezillas adore gleaming elegance in all forms, so why should our USB drives be any exception? USB drives are a must for modern marriage research, and the Transcend Jet Flash V90 is the perfect wedding planning companion. The gorgeous mother of pearl casing contains no less than 2 gigabytes, which means ample safe storage for bachelorette party photos, potential first dance ballads, and the taped conversations you're using to blackmail your wedding planner. This ingenious trinket even includes two long and short chains so you can choose whether to wear it around your neck spy-style under a Chanel blouse, hook it to your key ring, or store it in you wallet. Don't head downtown without it!

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Want to charge this to your fiance's credit card? Click here.

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Wedding Website of the Week: Lips and Locks

If you need a wedding stylist-or just a pleasant work diversion- spend some time perusing our favorite new site Lips and Locks. Stylist Sheree Pouls cut her creative teeth styling for fashion royalty like Carolina Herrera and Chanel, so we're pretty sure she knows her way around a chignon.


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Click here to see her beautiful bridal gallery!

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Bridezilla Presents The Sexiest Technology For Your Back Pocket

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We may be Bridezillas, but we're obviously bloggers, too - and life on the internet means an awareness of the latest technology, if nothing else. In between obsessively refreshing Style.com for the latest Fashion Week developments, we occasionally try to get out of the Bridezilla compound to get some fresh air, but we're never without a connection for blogging on the spot! All modern Bridezillas need to keep connected in one way or another, and this is how we do it. Continue Reading Bridezilla Presents The Sexiest Technology For Your Back Pocket »

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Bridezilla Site of the Day: Bridal Guide

Need a break from The Knot Mafia? So does Bridezilla! For all-encompassing wedding advice minus the industrial feel, we like the newly launched Bridal Guide. Bridezilla is a modern woman from fashion to gadgets, and the techzilla in us fully embraces the Technorati-style tagging system that makes up the main search method of Bridal Guide. We also enjoy the avante garde "advice from designers" section as well as the cute wedding countdown pictured here. A pleasant mix of something old and something new, Bridal Guide does a nice job of providing traditional essential information in a tech-savvy new way. Busy Bridezillas approve!
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Bridezilla Dishes About New Set Your Table Tool

img_table_2.pngOur friends at Bloomingdale's and Brides.com just dished out the coolest table setting tool. If you ever went to a dinner party and drooled not over the food, but for the silverware, try out the Set the Table Tool. It's incredible. These are not your mother's china patterns. You can mix and match dinner plates, salad plates, cups, sauces, and more. A virtual feast for the eyes!

Create your own bridezilla table setting then register for it over at Bloomies. Finally, fantasy flatware that isn't so matchy, matchy. Hint: The Set Your Table Tool is addictive, so don't start mixing and matching unless you have at least eight hours to spare.

PS. Brides.com also recently launched other genius wedding tools. Check out their handy I-Do checklist, Interactive Seating Charts, and Budget Tracker. Totally worthy of bridezilla's precious time. Now you can fire your lazy wedding planner!


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Bridezilla and MIL: Match Made in Heaven or Hell?

Finding Mr. Right thankfully didn't involve an epic search for me. Meeting him was like walking into a shoe store and immediately finding the perfect glittery sandal, then finding out it was on sale. We share a love of Conan O'Brien, boston terriers, and fancy restaurants. Match made in heaven! And then I met his mother...

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Sound like you? It's every bridezilla! There's something about wedding planning that brings out the monster in our mother-in-laws. She's the sweetest lady, baking you cookies, inviting you on family vacations, and then dear son puts a ring on your finger. Suddenly, she transforms into the MIL from hell almost overnight.

Are the two of you destined to be peas in a pod or fire and ice? In honor of Mother's Day, check out the Brides.com's Mother in Law Matcher Tool.

Bridezilla (Capricorn) and MILzilla (Virgo).

Where we click:

"She'll appreciate the fact that her son married someone so similar to her." Uh oh. Did I marry a momma's boy?

"Your down-to-earth values resonate with her at a core level." Down to earth values? *Snort* I'm a bridezilla. She can keep her down-to-earth values.

Where we clash:

"There are too many cooks in the kitchen. Capricorn and Virgo like to be in charge and insist on having things done just so." So true. When it comes to my wedding, I want things done my way. Why can't mother-in-laws understand this?

"Capricorn springs for sophisticated styles from high-end design houses. You won't appreciate her trying to put a doily over your "Design Within Reach" coffee table. She'll think your spending habits are snobbish and exorbitant." So accurate, it's almost scary. If my mother-in-law dared to doily my coffeetable, she would never be invited back. Good thing she knows this.

What did the match tool reveal for you? Let us know if you and your MIL are a match made in heaven or hell!

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First-Ever Marriage Hunting Bra Unveiled

Bridezilla has seen our share of bad wedding ideas: denim wedding dresses, Star Wars reception themes, mini-skirt wedding gowns... the list goes on. But this has to be the worst wedding invention we've ever seen!

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Introducing, the Marriage-Hunting bra, recently unveiled in Tokyo. The wearer sets her marriage-deadline date and the clock counts it down. It also has a pen and seal holster for signing marriage contracts.

It's just what every single woman needs -- an oh-so flattering, boxy front from wearing a digital clock in their bra, coupled with the constant reminder that they're still single. Do they reset the clock every time they break up with a beau? And aren't bras supposed to uplift, not bring a girl down?

Japanese characters on the bra read, "now hunting for a husband." With that sexy statement of desperation (snort), this beautiful model might as well be wearing a chastity belt. And get this: when an engagement ring is inserted between the cups, the melody "The Wedding March," is played to celebrate the engagement. Experts predict proposals will take a weird new turn in 2010.

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