Check out this classic land hysterical roundup of bona fide Bridezilla traits from Daniel&Claire-we couldn’t have said it better ourselves!
1) You think it’d be “really awesome” if the schoolchildren of some country-oh, say Luxembourg or Canada-could gather and hold candles and arrange themselves so they spelled out you and your groom’s names from above.
2) You wonder why that mean ole mayor is being such a hard ass about a lil’ ole tickertape parade.
3) You think it’s OK to drain your 401K. After all, what’s a little thing like pushing gambling with your security and paying whopping withdrawal penalty when you can have an ice sculpture on every damn table.
4) You don’t think spray-painting 100 doves gold is the teensiest bit “over the top.”
5) The Fire Marshal has come to your house to plead with you in person.
6) You don’t understand why your fiance is being so pig-headed about letting your Chihuahua “Snooky” be his best man.
7) Your reception involves speedboats, hot-air balloons, or fireworks.
8) Your reception involves camels in any way.
9) Your reception involves the Secret Service in any way.
10) Your reception involves NASA in any way.
11) Your reception involves the Pope in any way.
12) You instruct the caterers to never look you in the eye and to always refer to you as “Her Majesty, The Bride.”
13) Your floral arrangements will leave several countries bereft of flora.
14) Al Gore calls to say he’s concerned your floral needs will affect the Earth’s fragile eco-balance.
Got something fiercely Bridezilla to add to this list? Let us know in the comments below!
Your wedding is so large that it has taken a life of its own as one giant biomass, slowly crawling across the landscape, enveloping all other weddings in its path, leaving only a wake of flower petals.
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