Posted by jade on 30 Aug, 2007
You don’t have to be Perez Hilton to have noticed the recent rash of outwardly unfortunate Bridezilla-and-the Beast unions that seem to be cropping up all over Hollywood. Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Antony. Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman. Such an uprising of ugly causes Bridezilla to contemplate a possible new celebrity trend: are un-handsome Groomzillas the new adopted orphans?
This theory gains levity when you consider the correlation between a plainer Groomzilla and a longer relationship duration. All of the above unions have lasted longer and with seemingly more success than such physically perfect pairings as Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston or Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.
So the question Bridezilla poses is this: do egalitarian relationships have to include physical equality? Or is the whole “really, really good personality” actually the key to monogamous happiness? Weigh in below!