Bridezilla Ballot: Are Ugly Celebrity Groomzillas Better Mates?

by jade on August 30, 2007

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You don’t have to be Perez Hilton to have noticed the recent rash of outwardly unfortunate Bridezilla-and-the Beast unions that seem to be cropping up all over Hollywood. Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Antony. Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman. Such an uprising of ugly causes Bridezilla to contemplate a possible new celebrity trend: are un-handsome Groomzillas the new adopted orphans?
This theory gains levity when you consider the correlation between a plainer Groomzilla and a longer relationship duration. All of the above unions have lasted longer and with seemingly more success than such physically perfect pairings as Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston or Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.
So the question Bridezilla poses is this: do egalitarian relationships have to include physical equality? Or is the whole “really, really good personality” actually the key to monogamous happiness? Weigh in below!

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Ariana August 30, 2007 at 4:03 PM

As much as I’d like to not be shallow, Looks are important. But also, looks are subjective to the person viewing them….beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I know, we’ve all heard it.

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Ariana August 30, 2007 at 4:07 PM

As much as I’d like to not be shallow, Looks are important. But also, looks are subjective to the person viewing them….beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I know, we’ve all heard it.

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Jayne Iheme February 5, 2011 at 10:32 AM

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chat March 12, 2011 at 11:43 AM

Good information once again! Thanks!/12.03.2011 20:44:00

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