Posted by missz on 14 Nov, 2007
Things We Would Do Right Now For Our Wedding If We Had As Much Money As Ellen Pompeo:
1. Hire celebrity wedding guru Mindy Weiss as wedding planner.
2. Rent the Ritz Carlton Paris, or at least the ballroom for the big ceremony. Or while we’re dreaming, how about having Rodeo Drive serve as your walk down the aisle?
3. Have Monique make a wedding dress just for us.
4. Get damn good catering to save us from the Hollywood affliction of cut-glass collarbones that don’t say Paris, they say Ethiopia. We want a chocolate fountain, too.
Instead, to our deep disappointment, Ellen went with a civil ceremony at City Hall. We feel dirty (and poorly-lit, and cheaply-floored, and tackily-decorated) just typing that. Excuse us, we need a drink.