Bridezilla of the Month: Victoria Beckham

Posted by on 17 Jul, 2007

When it came to July brides, awarding the coveted Bridezilla of the Month title was no easy feat. Eva Longoria was the obvious choice, but her nondescript $75,000 Angel Sanchez wedding gown just showed money can’t buy you style, and other tacky moves like getting free wedding favors and selling her honeymoon photos just didn’t seem dignified enough for Bridezilla of the Month status. Then there was Rebecca Romijn, but her sweet down-home wedding with the way passe pet bearers and hay bales was just too much of a Sandra Bullock one-off for our taste.
Indeed after reviewing our elite selection criteria, the fabulous Posh Spice was our inevitable and only pick for Bridezilla of the Month. Not only does the Beckham’s smoking hot photo spread in W magazine this month prove definitively that marriage can still be steamy after 8 years (unlike Longoria, who apparently spent her honeymoon playing yahtzee), but the reunion of the Spice Girls, her new reality tv show, and her move to America all show that Victoria Beckham is a self-made woman that isn’t afraid to take chances and keep challenging herself at any age. Not to mention she’s married to the hottest man in human history, knows how to juggle and does a really good Donald Duck impression. If that’s not Bridezilla, we don’t know what is! Congratulations Vicky!
To see a few Bridezilla standouts from Victoria’s life, including a clip of her reality show and the super-cute thing David says about his bride in W Magazine, keep reading!

David on Victoria:He recalls watching TV after a match with his Manchester United teammate Gary Neville late in 1996 when a Spice Girls video came on. Spotting Victoria in a catsuit, he was transfixed:”I turned around to Gary and said, ‘That one there, that’s the girl I’m going to marry.”
Victoria on David:”He was always with his mom, dad and sister while a lot of the footballers were at the bar getting drunk. I could sense right from the start that David was a gentleman, and very family-oriented, which is important because I’m the same.”

Standout Bridezilla comment:
“I used to customize my school uniforms. I loved clothes, hair and makeup. I’ve always been a real girly girl.”

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  1. On 18 Jul, 2007, Chris said:

    You know, I don’t normally find Victoria Beckham hot, but that picture pretty much sold me.

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  2. On 30 Nov, 2007, 1234 said:

    She looks loik a Whore to me!!!

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  3. On 22 Jun, 2008, Bay said:

    She looks like she is half drunk and unable to sit up in that picture. It also shows she is actually a normal No one special woman, because her rolls are showing.
    She never smiles and looks like a alien or robot or something
    I am still trying to figure out what hubby sees in her.

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