Monthly Knickers: Every Couple's Favorite Holiday Gift

Twelve months of knickers my true love gave to me….ahem. 2008 is looming, which means many luxurious innovations in technology, automobiles and of course-lingerie. Finally, society is enlightened enough to understand that dainties-by-delivery is simply a must. Luckily, SmartAss is making that possible with their fabulous panties-of-the-month memberships. Having sumptuous new lingerie constantly arriving on your doorstep will keep you in a state of giddy courtship, even if you’ve been married for years. Bridezillas will feel girly and sexy in their assortment of thongs, boy shorts and bikinis, and groomzillas will delight as the granny panties slowly disappear. Keep the home fires burning long after the honeymoon with this spicy gift from SmartAss! Bridezilla Bonus Tip: Skip the Frederick’s run and order this foolproof wedding shower gift!