Funny Caption Friday: Chin-Up Bride

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And you thought we weren’t going to do it this week. Have no fear, my snarky bridezillas. Funny Caption Friday is alive and thriving so ready, set, caption.
A true bridezilla works out until the moment before she walks down the aisle. Let’s hear it for the chin-up bride!

Chin-Up Bridezilla

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Must. Lose. 5 More Pounds.
One last workout before the wedding night
The lengths a bridezilla will go to to get rid of that back flab
Photo submitted by: The SmartBride Boutique.
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8 thoughts on “Funny Caption Friday: Chin-Up Bride”

  1. All I can think of is the scene from Anchorman when Ron Burgundy starts doing bicep curls in his office to impress Veronica.
    In fact, I’m not actually convinced this girl is a bride… in fact… maybe she’s just obsessed with getting married! Caption: “1000, 1001…”
    ‘One Day’ Bride: 1000, 1001…
    Potential Groom: Oh, that’s a… ahhhh… a very pretty dress you’re working out in there.
    ‘One Day’ Bride: Oh, hey there. I wasn’t expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday’s arms and back.
    Potential Groom: But the trainor over there said you were asking about me.
    ‘One Day’ Bride: Oh, did he?
    Potential Groom: Yes.
    ‘One Day’ Bride: Ohh, feel the burn! I can barely lift my arms ’cause I did so many. I don’t know if you overheard me counting but I did over a thousand.
    ***Awkward Pause***
    ‘One Day’ Bride: So… do you want to get married?

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  2. She looks like she is going to do a Daryl Hannah from Bladerunner. I bet she has strong legs too. Watch out for your neck Decker!

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